The truth behind the sages "cure" for Animal Crossing fanboyism.

Let's talk about Nat's potion, or the "cure" for Animal Crossing fanboyism. Obio claims that the potion will turn Animal Crossing fans into haters. But every drug has side effects and Nat's potion maybe a "cure" but it has dangerous side effects. So today we are going to tell you the truth about Nat's potion.

(WARNING THIS ARTICLE IS A JOKE)

Mabel and Isabelle snuck into Nat's room in Obio's lair and there was some potion on the shelf. So Digby, Lottie and I did some scientific research on said potion and we were shocked about what we found in the potion. We called Nat's potion a gateway drug that has dangerous side effects and whoever consumes it will has a crappy life in the future. Let's talk about the ingredients in the potion. The remains of burned Animal Crossing merchandise, dark rock candies and dark mint. The dark mint has a smell of hatred which doesn't sound like it's smells good. While researching we have to wear gas masks because the smell is really bad. Digby fainted after smelling the potion. we have to take him to the hospital and the doctor said he shouldn't be messing with toxic fumes. The rock candies will turn fans into haters. It's brainwashing in its biggest glory. If an ingredient has the ability to change people's opinions, than its very dangerous and finally the remains of burned Animal Crossing games, merch and consoles, if consumed, you can become very sick, mentally and physically.

Lets talk about the unfortunate victims who consumed the potion.

Victoria was an Animal Crossing fan who was badly bullied by the six sages of darkness, every night she would have nightmares about the sages murdering random Animal Crossing characters. One night Victoria was kidnapped and was forced to drink the potion. After consuming said potion Victoria began to be very violent and emotionally broken. She started to lose friends after the kidnapping took place.

Axial was another Animal Crossing fan that was sadly effected. Axial was badly bullied by the sage and was kidnapped as well. She was forced to drink the potion. After drinking the potion she started to get a really bad anxiety and started to cut herself. She then started to become underweight.

Another former fan was sadly affect as well. After drinking the potion, the victim, just like Victoria, got violent as well and then the girl died. The potion killed her.

Obio also gave some to her sister. The girl is called Aubrey. She was abused by Obio and Arnie at home then she was having nightmares and hallucinations of Isabelle and Pelly wearing crop tops and mini skirts. They were telling her to get away from Obio, Arnie, the other sages and their siblings. Obio misinterpreted it as Isabelle and Pelly were being dirty hookers. Obio and the sages destroyed the game, the ds and made into a potion. Aubrey consumed the potions. Obio claimed that the potion with stop her from hallucinating and having nightmares. But the nightmare never went away, in fact they became worse.

What happens if you drink the potion? You will become violent, it causes mental illnesses and death.

So we made an alterative, for Animal Crossing fans having nightmares about Animal Crossing characters being warning us the get away from the six sages of darkness while dressed in revealing clothing or they are killed by them.

We don't consider it a potion. It's actually a special kind of tea that you drink before bed. The tea has natural ingredients that can actually help that nightmares and hallucinations. The tea has a mix of passionflower, lavender and chamomile. The teas will help with this kind of thing.

If Obio offers the potion to you. Refuse and walk away. Come to Luna's shop where the tea is sold for 300 bells.