User blog:MisterResetti101/Interview with MysteryMeister101

Resetti: Hey guys, today I'm going to do an interview with the worst Animal Crossing hater known to exist, ladies and gentlemen, we give you Obio the awful I mean great. Thanks for being on show Obio. Obio: Fuck you Resetti, I hope you and your stupid fans die! R: Mind your language sweetheart, this is an interview, not a flame war. O: Ugh, whatever. R: So Obio, what's with the hate boner with our game? O: I can't stand your game, I think it's boring. R: Why do you think that? O: I hate Animal Crossing because you can't tell jokes. R: You do realize that Animal Crossing has a thing called the keyboard. O: There's no keyboard. R: Ugh I show you.

O: That's a keyboard? But still, I hate the game. R: Why did you claim that you're against bullying but yet you treat Animal Crossing fans like they're subhuman? O: My friends and I beat the shit out of fans because they were being mean to us and other haters so we punish them just for bullying us. R: Isn't that hypocritical? O: You're banned from my wiki. R: Thanks, I never intended to visit your wiki anyway. O: Good, because we have an anti Animal crossing fan policy. Your fans are not allowed on the wiki anyway. R: Do you feel guilty for beating up fans. O: No. Fuck the fans. R: Why do you use alleged suicide victims to fear monger haters from playing the game and encourage hater to bully fans into changing their opinions on Animal Crossing? O: Because Animal Crossing haters are mistreated by fans. R: Can you show me some evidence to prove your point. O: Back on February 17th, 2004 my brother's Arnie's friend died because he didn't like Animal Crossing. His name is Oliver and I felt sorry for him. That's why I want no one should like Animal Crossing. R: I'm pretty sure that you have problems. I recommended you to get some help, your behavior is not healthy, it's not respectable to bully people just because of bullying, it's not normal O: Okay! You got me. I have Nookfanphobia, the fear of Animal Crossing fans. I bully fans because I'm scared of what they are going to do to me. Ever since Oliver died, I'm worried that the fans will kill me. I should have been less scared. I'm scared to play Animal Crossing because the fans play it. I don't know what to do. R: I am very sorry about your friend. O: I said that my cousin was bullied because he was a hater, he's Oliver! R: If you have a problem with our fans just tell the teacher instead of resorting to violence. O: Okay. R: Thanks for talking to me. O: Bye.