How to criticize Animal Crossing properly.

Hello people, Resetti here! Today I am holding Animal Crossing hater school to teach you how to be a real Animal Crossing hater because some haters suck at criticizing the game. So I'm going to teach you! Hello! Welcome to Animal Crossing hater school!

Step one, the key elements of game reviews.

Before you can review you will need to talk the 8 things in the a game review. If you don't talk about these things in the game review, your review is going to suck. Here's an example.
 * 1) Controls
 * 2) Grathics
 * 3) Gameplay
 * 4) Characters
 * 5) Backgrounds
 * 6) Music
 * 7) Replay Value
 * 8) And final thoughts.

 "Hello everyone, this is the austistic video game nerd here and today I am going to talk about Animal Crossing Amiibo festival for the Wii U. I think this game is not the best Animal Crossing game out there. The gameplay is very lacking, the mini games are not fun all. The background of the game is actually quite cute and so are the character designs. The game has beautiful grathics and the atmosphere is very good to look at. The story is uninteresting, at the characters stay true to their character, especially Isabelle. This music is very good like always. Anyway the game's controls is very decent but the game is a dispointment and the replay value is not there. Any way Animal Crossing amiibo festival hurt the Animal Crossing franchise but Pocket Camp makes things a lot better."

This review of one of Animal Crossing's talks about the 8 things I mentioned. It's a very good review. It points out the game without looking like an idiot.

Step two. Add some jokes.

The next thing you need to do is add some jokes to get people hooked into the review.

Resetti, I'm you from the future! Don't play that fangame! It's crap!

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Noooooooo!

Here's a tip! Don't make the joke sound hurtful! Saying that Animal Crossing fans should die is not funny! Instead joke about the fans being mindless zombies.

Step three, acknowledge the fact that the game may have a fan base.

Animal Crossing has a cult following and you need to know that not everyone has the same opinion as you. Good Animal Crossing fans will not attack you because you don't like the game. But they will criticize you if you said stupids things about them. You are allowed to criticize the fan base but only if it's bugging other fans. Never hate the fans just because they like the game.

If you do that you will look like a bully, so don't do that. Like my Mama always says "You can't change other people but you can change yourself."

This is Resetti out.